My way and I wanna talk about my track record!!!!!!!!!!:
I'm very excited and happy about the new format I made, it's not very different for special but I'm happy. Irene has the win cuz she should get the win and I like the AS formats having 2 winners, and the HIGH placement is very much acknowledged on the show therefore duh. NULL is replacing SAFE, SAFE means safe from elim but not good enough for the top, so I added NULL cuz ultimately nothing is happening to them, no positive or negative, they didn't place at all, I don't give a shit that Ru said they're all in the BTM, it's stupid and it looks ugly. On other seasons placements do matter more, but on this season with this new completely different format, it's clear that the points matter way more than whether they won or not. Imagine, (this would never happen but) someone wins the lip sync on every episode, they have 9 points, the other winner has 6 points, but then someone who's been NULL the whole time is given all those extra points, they get 9 points, she could have done dog shit, where as the HIGH girl could have been robbed every time, it doesn't matter cuz that NULL girl has enough points to make that top 3. That's why I think having BTM4 is dumb cuz it truly doesn't mean anything, and that's also why I thought it was important to include the points on the table, obviously the WIN and other WIN points are in the same color, but instead of the rest of the girl's points being the same NULL color, I put it in the HIGH color to indicate that they were still given point, where as if a girl isn't given any points, the color of that box will be the NULL color. I'm really happy with it :)))))))))))))
I didn't include the Ep. 2 extra points cuz I didn't watch the sneak peak for next episode. (I like to watch everything together).
I do have a question, should the points on Ep. 2 and 3 be added up or should it only represent the points that they got on that episode, then be added up at the end of the bracket?
NOW ON TO EPISODE 1 REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hated that they all entered on the main stage, ik this is AS10 so this is special as fuck, but I LOVE to see everyone's reactions to seeing each other.
Those racer bracket cards and group pics are so fucking stupid and bad, I hate them, why the fuck wouldn't they just use the actual promos????????? Those outfits are ugly and the group picture just look so bad and it's not the girls fault. Did you guys see the Ashley Madison video where she fixed the group pics CUZ THEY MADE EVERYONE THE SAME HEIGHT????????? WHY WERE JORGEOUS AND MISTRESS THE SAME HEIGHT?????????
Entrance looks rq:
Aja: She looked great, LOVE that it was stoned and beaded to death, not notes.
Bosco: C*nt, her boobs look amazing.
DeJa: I didn't like it, I liked the shiny stars but the dress didn't really have much shape to it and I didn't get the colors in the wig.
Irene: She had an incredible look, she looked so good, but I don't get why she was doing reveals, I'm not complaining about it but it's just the entrance girl.
Olivia: Her face is fucking beautiful, loved the color of the dress, loved the wig, but all together there's something about it that's messing with me, making me go meh but she looks great.
Phoenix: Incredible, I loved it, loved the fabrics, truly giving phoenix.
Fuck Ru for not being specific about the rules and saying stupid shit, we wouldn't be having so much trouble with the track record rn.
I really loved seeing the dynamics in the werk room with everyone on the first episode.
THE SONG IS CALLED WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE TRIXIE INVOLVED????? Also I thought that the genre was kinda weird but I don't care really.
It is so funny knowing that they were pretending to write lyrics cuz they already wrote them, also weird that they already wrote the lyrics.
Thought it was weird that Olivia started an alliance with DeJa while she probably knew she was gonna start one with Aja, maybe Olivia vibes more with DeJa even tho her and Aja have more than a relationship?
During the mirror chats I could definitely tell that Irene does have a little bit of a mouth and maybe doesn't know when to shut up, but she wasn't saying anything bad, she was clearly playin. Now at first I wasn't sure if Aja was serious or not lmao, but on a rewatch that whole moment was very funny.
Ru looked really great, I didn't like that the gloves were gloves, I wish they were sleeves cuz you could see the disconnect near the shoulders, and I wish she still had them on when she was on the judges panel cuz they were noticeably a different fabric.
Aja: She cleared everyone, devoured everyone, she was incredible, she understood the assignment and made it her own, she looked great, her executed the choreo perfected, ate that. Her runway was interesting, loved that she went for a Pokemon theme for the whole episode, I loved the corset, the wig, but it's clear she spent most of her time putting a lot of details on her boobs, which she really did not have to, it would have been fine if her look matched more with Jynx cuz her arms aren't the same colors, but if Aja's legs match, I need her arms to match better, and all the detail on her boobs and chest is distracting.
Irene: I really didn't know what to expect from Irene, I was pleasantly surprised, she understood the assignment, she knew exactly what she was doing and she was doing it good, this challenge completely fit her vibe. A great first runway for her, especially debuting as The Alien, loved the colors, love how big the feathers are, I do have some problems tho, I kinda hate the neon green fishnets on her arms, I don't think it goes with the vibe of the rest of the look, her tearaways were kinda lazy, I needed her to have a big moment with them and a flourish, she was just taking pieces of closes off.
Bosco: We know from Catwalk that Bosco isn't the best lyricist or singer, she did better than Catwalk, but what really sold it was her choreo and that fucking look during the challenge, fuck that bullshit critique about not facing the front of the stage, bitch it was the fucking choreo. Bosco is the definition of c*nt, not kidding, and ik you agree, it's a fact of life, THE HAIR OMFFFFFFFGGGGGGG, I'm obsessed, I love that pink color on the outfit, the zippers are a great touch that elevates the look and doesn't make it only about the body, it's a cool fucking detail, and those aren't boobs, those are breasts, and they're the best breasts I've ever seen in my life, all with respect, god bless her doctor.
Olivia: Olivia is an amazing singer, she did not understand the assignment, she was too pretty and perfect which is not what this genre is about, however I LOVED her wig in the challenge and I think it's impossible for Olivia to look ugly. I loved her runway, it's the 2025 version of Lil' Kim's look, elevated and sexy as fuck, no notes at all, an incredible look for Olivia.
DeJa: I think DeJa did a really good job but at the same time I remember her the least, I do remember that I did want more from her, the YEAH-YA was smart and her makeup was great for the challenge. DeJa's face is incredibly beautiful, I really liked her dress, I loved the slit, but because the tits were covered in sheer fabric, even tho it was see through, there are no tits present, bad.
Phoenix: This was Shannel on AS9, that's really all I have to say, I liked her look but I really wished she had pushed through it and slayed, but she didn't. I think this was a strong runway for Phoenix after all these years, I was surprised, love the color, loved the face-kini and her makeup underneath, love that she pulled up one of the zippers, and while I liked that she unzipped her tits, I didn't like that I saw the bottom of her breast plat, wish it stayed tight, and her shoes didn't really go with it.
The queen who's gonna win this season is gonna be whoever made Ru laugh the most on the main stage, which is extremely smart to do, because of that, I'm predicting that Aja, Bosco, and Irene are gonna be the top 3 of the bracket, especially Bosco, she giving Ru exactly what she wants, absolute fucking stupid insanity.
A lot of ppl will probably disagree, I understand, but I kinda liked Ice Spice as a guest judge, idk maybe it's very gen-z of me but I liked how she delivered her critiques, and I don't think they were completely bullshit. Also... I agree with what she said about Phoenix, tbh it was a valid critique, that being said, Phoenix is much more of an icon than Ice Spice, and Phoenix said absolutely nothing wrong when she was defending herself.
The winners were very correct, how iconic is it that Irene, the first out of her season, won the first episode of this season???
I wasn't excited for the lip sync song, but I was fucking ready to see Aja lip sync, when they were both called the winner I was like, "And now Irene, it is time for Aja to completely destroy you," and I wasn't wrong. The song was better than I thought but it was mostly cuz of Aja, duh, Aja destroyed, obliterated, and annihilated that lip sync, Irene did good tho, definitely better than her first lip sync, but I fucking hated when she did that fuckin old tik tok move.
I think the point pins are really stupid and ugly, the points are already represented on the bored, the pins are unnecessary.
In untucked after Aja and Irene won, I was really happy to see that they were forming this friendship and little alliance, good TV.
EPISODE 2 REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a little surprised that Olivia was honest about her relationship with Aja when they were discussing how to give out the extra points, but it was probably smart for her when she ended up not giving it to Aja, and I'm glad that Aja took it the right way, overall I was happy to see the girls give the points to each other, I don't think the 2nd bracket will be so kumbaya.
I thought it was really weird that this challenge was improv, with the groups getting 3 episodes each I wanna see them do iconic challenges like Snatch Game and the ball, an improv challenge is very meh, but I'm assuming that whoever production wants the top 3 to be aren't good at either of those challenges, which I'm not very mad at but are the other 2 groups gonna get the same challenges? It feels the most fair, I would be so fucking mad if one group get the iconic challenges while the others don't.
Hey you guys, what do you think about the Bosco and Olivia moment???? I WOULDN'T FUCKIN KNOW CUZ EVERYONE IS BITCHING ABOUT THE TRACK RECORD IN THE COMMENTS AND NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL EPISODE!!!!!!!!!
I thought Olivia was acting wild towards Bosco, for fuckin what????? I thought it was incredibly clear that Bosco was playin, she was being a drag queen, in fact Bosco wasn't even throwing full on drag shade, just regular shade, and Olivia was feeling so type of way for what??? It was giving she hasn't shown that she's not the same old goody two shoes S13 Olivia Lux, she's bad now and this is her moment to prove it. Girlllllllllll wtfffffffff??? I would've been so fuckin mad at Olivia, it's giving she insecure cuz Bosco is doing better than her. THAT BEING SAID, although this was very negative, I'm an Olivia fan, no hate is being sent anywhere, she's an amazing drag queen, she just needs to chill the fuck out.
The improv challenge itself was alright, nothing special about it, Drag Race is fucking lucky that Bosco ate this up.
Bosco: So fucking stupid, hilarious, she was the only queen to get Ru to crack and she fuckin deserved it, someone pointed out that Seattle queens will always ate up an improv challenge, if this was a solo win, Bosco had no other competition. Bosco gave us one of the best runways in Drag Race herstory, hands down, SO fucking iconic right off the bat, once again, definition of c*nty, I will say tho, the category needed the front and back to be different, ik the back was the coffin, but I think the back of her actual outfit should have still been different.
Irene: The sisters winning together feels correct, Irene wasn't that funny, but her improv skills rightfully got her that win, her like, persona change was so fucking good, she like, heavily ate that. Love a good camp runway, she looked great and stupid, THAT FUCKING ALIEN MOMENT WAS EVERYTHING, I do wish that there was something more special going on in the back.
DeJa: I knew that her physical comedy was a good idea, she played drunk good, her improving was good, it's late and I don't think I'm gonna have much to say about the rest lol. I think her face was beautiful, I don't think I'm into the look, not into the colors together, and I needed the back to be completely different from the front, I liked her wig tho.
Aja: Her improv and acting skills have definitely improved, S9 and AS3 Aja would have flopped, she did a good job and she knew what she was supposed to do. I liked her runway, that gold looks really good on her, although it was just a cape I appreciated that it was clearly different from the front, the silhouette is very Kimmy Couture.
Olivia: I don't think Olivia did bad but she definitely should have pushed it, I liked her but the other girls knew what to do better than Olivia. Her runway was objectively beautiful, the mic thing was cool ig, I don't think the front and back was special enough, I didn't like that the same flowers were in her hair and that we could see the flowers from the front.
Phoenix: I remember Phoenix the least, but I don't think she was bad, actually she was pretty good, she just needed something else to stand out, she's kinda holding herself back I feel. I thought her runway was really strong, love the attention to detail, it's a whole complete look, and the back was very different from the front, she gave me what I needed.
Love Colman Domingo, that's it, very happy to see him there.
Honestly I thought Irene was doing better for like, most of the lip sync, it was Murder on the Dancefloor and Irene was dancing while Bosco was spinning, but then Bosco got naked and completely stole the show and rightfully won the lip sync.
Predictions on next episode, I think DeJa's gonna win idk who else.
It's 3am, slay, goodnight.
