"I was having a drink in a pub in Birmingham and this fella came up and started flirting with me and my mate. I said: "Look, why do you want burger when you can have me, prime steak on a plate?" And he was like: "Prime steak? more like a bag a chips."
I thought you can’t get more British than a bag of chips can you?! You’ve got your Crystals and your Sandras, but I’m unique. I stand out. If anyone else has my name, then they’ve copied it!"
UK Season 1
UK vs The World
Mini Challenges Won:
Times as Team Captain:
Main Challenges Won:
3 (Eps. 2, 4, 5)
1 (Ep. 4)
Times in Bottom:
1 (Ep. 7)
1 (Ep. 5)
RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 1
"Baga Chipz here, queen of the battered sausage, and I love to be covered in Daddy's Sauce." (entrance quote)
"Oh, my tuppence is on show."
"Feed the birds!"
"You look like you fell in the bins." (about Vinegar Strokes' runway look on Episode 3)
"The lady is not for turning."
"Belgrano Spice, like the ship, she likes to go down." (as Margaret Thatcher in the Snatch Game)
♪ "Baga Chipz is stunning, Baga Chipz is class, Baga Chipz is sexy, She takes it up the (shhh), Baga's pussy is burning, The lady's not for turning, So come take off your sweater, 'Cause that's much betta! (betta, betta, betta)" ♪ (verse on Break Up (Bye Bye) by The Frock Destroyers.)
"This ain't the BBC I grew up watching! I used to watch Blue Peter and the Antiques Roadshow." (about the BBC (Boxers, Briefs and Commando) game)
"Baga is shooketh!"
"I'm going to be like Ann Widdecombe when they threw her round the floor."
"I don't know how they're going to carry you, Viv."
"Very 'arsh, Very 'arsh."
♪ "Hey, girl, it's Miss Chipz, pouting those lips! Shaking those hips, dancing the night away. Listen to nobody else, nobody! Let's be yourself, hetero, bisexual, trans or gay. So let yourself free, baby, trust me and you will see. Guess what, bitches? Baga Chipz is top three!" ♪ (verse in To The Moon)
RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World
♪ "Baga Chips is stunning, Baga Chips is class. It's me, the people's princess!" ♪ (entrance quote)
"Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. Do you know why you haven't won a lipsync? Because there isn't a ring to 'you're a winner, granddad!'" (during Reading is Fundamental)
"I'm Baga Chipz MBE and I am playing Mary J. Blige"
"I'm your number one fan." (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"You, Paul. Sit on my face" (when asked who is her favorite author in Snatch Game)
"Oh, I put tears when you read Guru by the literacy shakespearean genius supermodel of the world, Paul." (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"I'm halfway through Guru Please tell me more. Please. Oh my god, does Michelle get rid of her crabs? Does Cheryl Hole win a badge? Oh, how you tease me so. Oh!" (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"Stop looking at my man, bitches" (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"Your movie wasn't as good as my Guru." (to Pangina during Snatch Game)
"This ain't Katie Price! Have you all got amenisia? The gentleman's wearing a caca-doodie bra!" (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"I thought you were good, Paul. I thought you were a good man, but you're just another lying, dirty birdie. I've just read the rest of Guru. Pray to the lord" (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"I don't go to the bank and say, "Hey Mr. Ballinger, sign me a big bastard of a check!" You're gonna have to rewrite it. You can keep the part of them naming the gravedigger after Lady Bunny, but that's it." (as Kathy Bates on Snatch Game)
"She reminds me of my favorite beast, Misery Chastain. [snorting]" (to Pangina during Snatch Game)
♪ "It's the peoples princess, Lady B, My method acting should win and Emmy. That famous slapper from British telly with a sausage roll and a pint on my belly. Paps, Paps, Paps, Paps, Paps, Im in the Sunday papers flashing my Baps. Rule Brittania, Im the Ho from SoHo, Thank you mamma Ru for having me grow grow" ♪ (Verse on Living my Life in London)
"Why would you pick the dancer for it?" It makes no sense!" (Referring to Mo choosing her to Lip Sync against her on the first round of the Lip Sync Smackdown)
"I may not have won the crown, but at least I still have Princess Diana's cheekbones. I love ya, and uh, much betta! Love ya!"
"I should've played Mary J. Blige in the Snatch Game!" (exit line)