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Choriza May is a Spanish-British drag performer and one of the contestants of the third season of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

On January 13, 2024, Choriza was announced as one of the contestants of the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World.

Drag Name Origin[]

Choriza May is a play on the Spanish sausage chorizo and former British Prime Minister Theresa May.[1]

Track Record(s)[]

Seasons Competed: UK Season 3 UK vs The World
Season 2
Ranking: 6th/7th Place
(Double Elimination)
6th Place
Maxi Challenges Won: 1 (Ep. 4) 0
Mini Challenges Won: 1 (Ep. 6) 0
Times as Team Captain: 0 1 (Ep. 3)
Times in Bottom: 1 (Ep. 6) 3 (Eps. 2, 5, 6)
Episode Eliminated: Episode 6 Episode 6

Memorable Quotes[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 3[]

  • "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... hate me 'cause I'm an immigrant." (entrance quote)
  • "I'm Newcastle's spiciest, meatiest and silliest sausage."
  • "Moo!"
  • "My favourite thing about Newcastle is my boyfriend's dick. That's why I moved here 5 years ago and that's why I'm still here. Very nice."
  • "Listen Linda - I started doing drag in Newcastle, so I'm as much as a UK queen as any of these other bitches."
  • "Oh my god I'm feeling great, I can't wait to win, how are you guys doing?"
  • "It's time for a selfie #THICK."
  • "Did I hit all the moves perfectly? No I did not, but did I serve big juicy titties? I absolutely did."
  • "'What's my story,' you may ask... I found, who I thought was, my first love, and he invited me to his tent. He jizzed in my eye and blinded me in the middle of the night. He left running, and I went to find him. But obviously I was blind, so I found this owl. So, we became friends. And since then, he's been guiding me through the night."
  • ”Don’t be silly, I’m quite happy you didn’t (pick me).” (To Scarlett Harlett in Untucked)
  • "I do have a very big penis, yes. That's why I named myself after a Spanish sausage."
  • "I'll stick it up my bum-bum." (to RuPaul after she told her to tuck more)
  • ”Draglexa here! No, you don’t! If you look closely at that mirror, you will break it! No one likes a show off!”
  • "Yahoo!... is that what cowboys say? Oh, I mean yee-haw!"
  • "Kitty Scott-Claus, but Kitty Scott-No-Badges."
  • "But listen you'll get one, at DragCon."
  • "You look like such a beautiful man... when you're in drag."
  • "Pracatan! Hello Rrrrrupaul, you look so gorrrrgeous" (As Margarita Pracatán in Snatch Game)
  • "I take a song and i make a cover, and by that i mean you might want to cover your ears before i start." (As Margarita Pracatán in Snatch Game)
  • "It's time to Brexit, bitches!" (Exit quote)
  • "♪ This is my rebellion and this is my chance. To take over the world from Spain to U.K. My art is of me, you have nothing to say. You're not ready for Choriza May! Y ahora en español. Soy conocia' mundial. Que todas las tarántulas me dejen de rabiar. Yes my accent is thick. But much more is my B.D.E! ♪" (Verse in B.D.E)

RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World Season 2[]

  • "If I were a fruit, I would be a mango because my titties make all the 'mango' crazy." (during Meet the Queens)
  • "I come with a strategy... Whoever's RuPaul's favorite is going home. Bye!" (during Meet the Queens)
  • "Now you can hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... 'cause the glow up is real, baby!" (entrance quote)
  • "I think she's a Filipina"
  • "You two must make a really long 69." (About Tia Kofi and La Grande Dame)
  • "WHAT!?" (after Marina Summers chose her lipstick)
  • "You better eat that ass, darling! Home, no! Love you!" (exit quote)

Farewell Message[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 3[]

"My peach and my heart will always be full of love for you! Os amo sisters! 🍑 ♡ Choriza May ♡"

RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World Season 2[]

"🔥 I'll see you in Hell (shots on me) 🔥"

Trivia[]

Gallery[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 3[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 3 Looks[]

Drag Race España Season 2[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World Season 2[]

RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World Season 2 Looks[]

Videos[]


Filmography[]

TV[]

Year Title Role Notes
2021 RuPaul's Drag Race UK (Season 3) Self Contestant (Placed 6th/7th)
2022 Drag Race España (Season 2) Self Guest Judge
2024 RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs The World (Season 2) Self Contestant, placed TBA

Music Videos[]

Year Title Artist Notes
2021 "My Pussy Is Like a Peach" Herself
2022 "XIXI" Juriji Der Klee

Discography[]

Singles and EPs[]

Year Title
2021 "My Pussy Is Like A Peach"

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