Girl Haggard is an American drag performer and one of the contestants of the fifth season of Camp Wannakiki. She was later voted by her fellow castmates as the Miss Congeniality of the season.
About[]
Girl Haggard is PUNK. Multiple Periodts! Hailing both Satan... and from Long Beach... this Drag Thing finds comfort and creativity in found-object-fashion, the dismantling of the incarceration process, and thrashing about in a fit of radical self-expression. Girl brings drag and drag culture to alternative drag venues such as skater bars, horror pizza parlors and even churches. Praise Be.
Girl calls Long Beach home. It is also where you can catch Girl Haggard and The JailHouse – Long Beach's premier Drag Haus. Girl's shows range from Bad Girl Bingo at BLACK LBC, HONESTLY? at Hamburger Mary's LB, and any pageant available... Yes, she's a Pageant Girl now![2]
Drag Name Origin[]
TBA
Track Record(s)[]
| Season Competed: | Camp Wannakiki Season 5 |
|---|---|
| Ranking: | 8th Place Miss Congeniality |
| Talent Shows Won: | 0 |
| Activity Challenges Won: | 1 (Ep. 1) |
| Times in Bottom: | 2 (Ep. 2, 4) |
| Episode Eliminated: | Episode 4 |
Memorable Quotes[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
- “I amp up my camp by going and getting an actual amp, plugging it in, and then cutting the cord and attaching it to my mouth, and I get electrified. And through that amplification process, my camp becomes superior to every other camper here.”
- ”Help is on the way, dear!”
- ”Modeling? Is she modeling?”
- ”The Sugarbakers won’t let me near the power tools!”
- ”I have a raging animosity and competitiveness against Rita Tarot and I am going to destroy their soul today.”
- ”I agree!” (when the judges chose to keep Muffy in the competition over her)
Trivia[]
- TBA
Gallery[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5 Looks[]
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| Winner | Miss Texas 1988 |
|---|---|
| Runners-Up | 2nd & 3rd: Didi Cumswell • Riley Poppyseed |
| Other Contestants | 4th: Rita Tarot • 5th: Tara Newhole • 6th: Muffy Vanderbilt III • 7th: Avery Goodname (Quit) • 8th: Girl Haggard • 9th: Jaclyn Jill • 10th: Dixie Krystals |
| Hosts | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) |
| Judges | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) • Dear Ruthie (Camp Counselor) |
| Rangers | Eddie Danger |