"All right, lasses. Michael Marouli on season five? Oh, uh-huh." (entrance quote)
"♪ She's giving you the Geordie flavour, the Ma-Marouli taste that you want to savour, mwah. I divvent like men with bad fash'. It gives me the ick and I'm a *gasp* I get a rash, okay. Alreet, lads, what's the craic? I'm sick of seeing socks with sliders. I'm Greek, I'm bad, you're a big ballsack and there's no way you're getting inside her. ♪" (Verse in Don't Ick My Yum)
"SHE'S WEARING A COAT!" (during her disaster-class in party, on what not to wear on a night out)
"Ginger, I don't think I can bring myself to say it. She's got all of her own teeth!" (during her disaster-class in party)
"Krystal Versace oops- I don't know why everyone keeps confusing the both of you, she won." (during the reading challenge towards DeDeLicious)
"Kate Botched, she is so ugly she had tinted windows in her incubator as a baby." (during the reading challenge)
"Can't even see your teeths bitch!" (about Tomara's read about her teeth)
"Dondé estas the fucking hospital?" (when asked by Ginger on how to ask for directions to the hospital)
"You got big hands you know what I mean?" (as Catherine Tate for The Snatch Game)
"Who dear? Me dear, change dear, yes dear!" (as Catherine Tate for The Snatch Game)
"Graham Norton... blanks his guests... what on earth are you insinuating dear? That I watch gay TV?" (as Catherine Tate for The Snatch Game)
"Just because a man wears a little bit of foundation, takes care of his appearance, you accuse him of being a backdoor Deirdre? I've never been so insulted." (as Catherine Tate for The Snatch Game)
"Kate loves nature, despite what it's done to her face." (During the Dragiators Roast)
"Kate is so ugly, her vibrator went limp. It's true. The only big, hard D she has had in her life is Depression." (During the Dragiators Roast)
"Ginger Johnson. Triple badge winner. Triple threat. Triple heart bypass. Now, Ginger, I'm going to tell you the truth. And I'm not going to sugarcoat it, because you'll probably eat that too". (During the Dragiators Roast)
"Alan is so gay, he can sit on a crayon and tell you what color it is". (During the Dragiators Roast)
"Oh hey Jay Z, How's Beyonce?" (During the Dragiators Roast)
Trivia[]
Michael is the second contestant with a connection to Spain to compete on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, after Choriza May.