Miss Texas 1988 is an American drag performer and one of the contestants of the fifth season of Camp Wannakiki. She would go on to win the season.
About[]
Miss Texas 1988 is not from Texas... or 1988! She was born in the rolling hills of Minnesota and now resides in sunny Seattle. The average person would describe Miss Texas as a cute lil' oddball, a nice person, and trash. Miss Texas can be found skipping through dirt or reading a cozy book about the history of queer radicalism while whittling sticks by the campfire. Texas is also passionate about outhouses, befriending raccoons, decorative macrame, and having existential conversations about the futility of capitalism while simultaneously managing deep concerns for the wellbeing of humanity.
As a hard-working Seattle drag artist, Miss Texas has a cutthroat set of skills that will come in handy when brawling to be the next Camp Champ. These include: wrestling, wood-working, mastery over the bird calls of northern Canada, vegetarianism, being nonbinary, and love. Because love is nice.
The self proclaimed “Queen of Failure,” Miss Texas 1988 is here to prove that socially awkward, odd-looking, kinda stupid, overly eager people can succeed by triumphantly being exactly who they are... and she's determined to do it all in heels too![1]
Drag Name Origin[]
TBA
Track Records[]
| Season Competed: | Camp Wannakiki Season 5 |
|---|---|
| Ranking: | 1st Place (Winner) |
| Talent Shows Won: | 4 (Eps. 1, 2, 7, 8) |
| Activity Challenges Won: | 4 (Eps. 1, 2, 3, 6) |
| Times in Bottom: | 0 |
| Episode Eliminated: | N/A |
Memorable Quotes[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
- ”I’m Miss Texas 1988, and I’m not from Texas or 1988.”
- ”I like mud, and I wanna make friends, hopefully.”
- “I’m excited to bring a little bit of every gender, and maybe some things that aren’t even a gender.”
- ”I’m a log cabin Republi-Queen!”
- ”Why won’t your balls pop?”
- ”Maybe American constrictions of success and beauty are something we should all fail at a little more.”
- ”I love playing with power tools.”
- ”We’re making tiny homes with glory holes, so that in the winter, dicks can be warm.”
- ”I like to work the head. Just the tip. (while hammering nails)”
- ”Who I don’t want to be paired with is Didi, because I’m pretty sure she’s the sleeper butch.”
- ”I just really wanna take a bitch out in heels.”
- ”You know what they say, everything’s better in Texas. Except healthcare. And racism. And most other basic human rights.”
- ”Good game. (goes in for high five) Bitch. (flips her off and walks away)”
- ”I brought marshmallows, and I promise I didn’t put ‘em in my ass this time!”
- ”The only white noise machine is Muffy snoring!”
- ”Now I understand why we signed a liability waiver.”
- ”Jaclyn, can I borrow your Birds of a Feather look?” (while holding a lighter)
- ”I’m Puddin’ Pop Sugarcooker, and you’re watching Camp Wannapeepee, now on DVD!”
- ”I know they say gay people are going to hell, but I thought we at least had to die first!”
- ”Cookies! Poppers! Cookies filled with poppers! Anybody!?”
- ”I found a raccoon. Do you want a cookie?” (While in a trash can)
Trivia[]
- She is the first Camp Wannakiki contestant to win eight challenges.
Gallery[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5 Looks[]
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| Winner | Miss Texas 1988 |
|---|---|
| Runners-Up | 2nd & 3rd: Didi Cumswell • Riley Poppyseed |
| Other Contestants | 4th: Rita Tarot • 5th: Tara Newhole • 6th: Muffy Vanderbilt III • 7th: Avery Goodname (Quit) • 8th: Girl Haggard • 9th: Jaclyn Jill • 10th: Dixie Krystals |
| Hosts | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) |
| Judges | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) • Dear Ruthie (Camp Counselor) |
| Rangers | Eddie Danger |