Muffy Vanderbilt III is an American drag performer and one of the contestants of the fifth season of Camp Wannakiki.
About[]
Known as “the Texas Toddler,” Muffy has been performing in drag for four years... and she loves every minute of it. This booked-and-busy queen can be seen at venues all around Houston, where she typically performs SIX days a week! In addition, Muffy has recently traveled to perform in Dallas, Austin, Mississippi, Arkansas and Las Vegas.
Muffy is a bodacious bombshell with a heart of gold. Known as a campy pageant queen, Muffy placed in the Top 5 of Bob the Drag Queen’s Look Queen NYC and placed in the Top 10 of the national All American Goddess At Large. Muffy is also the current reigning Miss Gay Houston America.[1]
Drag Name Origin[]
TBA
Track Records[]
| Season Competed: | Camp Wannakiki Season 5 |
|---|---|
| Ranking: | 6th |
| Talent Shows Won: | 3 (Eps. 1, 2, 6) |
| Activity Challenges Won: | 3 (Eps. 1, 2, 6) |
| Times in Bottom: | 2 (Eps. 4, 7) |
| Episode Eliminated: | Episode 7 |
Memorable Quotes[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
- “I don’t like camping.”
- ”They call me the ice cream bandit, because I am one smooth CREAM-inal.”
- ”We’re in Wisconsin. They have moneys.”
- ”You’re sweet and kind, and I can’t wait to take advantage of it.”
- ”This is for the win, probably not really.”
- “They’re all good Christian jokes, mostly about, um, like bitches and hoes and stuff.”
- ”Something I learned about the Sugarbakers is that they actually started their career in a smoothie bar! That’s the only time they’ve been able to blend.”
- ”If you liked my set, I’m Muffy Vanderbilt the *First*, and if you didn’t, I’m that bitch from season one. Thank you!”
- Miss Texas: “I make a mean peanut butter cookie.”
- Muffy: “I eat a mean peanut butter cookie.”
Trivia[]
- She is the second contestant on Camp Wannakiki to have the name “Muffy”, after Muffy Fishbasket.
Gallery[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5[]
Camp Wannakiki Season 5 Looks[]
External Links[]
References[]
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| Winner | Miss Texas 1988 |
|---|---|
| Runners-Up | 2nd & 3rd: Didi Cumswell • Riley Poppyseed |
| Other Contestants | 4th: Rita Tarot • 5th: Tara Newhole • 6th: Muffy Vanderbilt III • 7th: Avery Goodname (Quit) • 8th: Girl Haggard • 9th: Jaclyn Jill • 10th: Dixie Krystals |
| Hosts | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) |
| Judges | The Sugarbaker Twins (Camp Directors) • Dear Ruthie (Camp Counselor) |
| Rangers | Eddie Danger |