Reading Challenge/Canada's Drag Race

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Here are all the quotes and reads from each of the queens on Episode 5: "The Snatch Game".

Mini Challenge Winner: Lemon

Priyanka

to Scarlett BoBo: Scarlett BoBo, your face is like your spot in this competition: filler.
to Kiara: Kiara, you just finally understanding how to speak English. But now, when will you finally understand how to do drag!? ... Was that bad?
Brooke Lynn: Wasn't your best work.
Priyanka: Let's move on.
Brooke Lynn: Yeah.
to Jimbo: Jimbo, I was so excited to finally see you out of drag first time, but really it's all the same: mediocre.
Jimbo: Okurr.

to BOA: Hi, poors. First up: BOA, "Bitch On Arrival." When are you gonna show up girl?
BOA: That was good, that was good, that was good.
to Scarlett BoBo: BoBo, you should really change your last name "HoBo," 'cause your drag is more than pedestrian.
Brooke Lynn: Wouldn't that be "less than pedestrian?
Jimbo: Yeah.
Scarlett: Yes! Haha!
Ilona: No, it's like... like more than just pedestrian.
Brooke Lynn: Oh, oh.
Ilona: Oh, my god, I live, okay.
to Rita Baga: Rita Baga, you're only in your 30's, but you paint like you're trying to get the seniors' discount at the supermarket.
Brooke Lynn: That's because she's a smart bitch!
Rita: Mm-hmm.

BOA

to Priyanka:
Brooke Lynn: Let 'er rip, girl.
BOA: Priyanka, it's so crazy how you can paint so fast. We paint on face, and you paint two faces.
Priyanka: ... Oh! 'Cause I'm shady?
BOA: Yeah. Ah! You got it!
to Lemon: Lemon, can you hold my drink? I always love putting it on a "coaster."
Lemon: That was good one, that was good one.

to Ilona Verley: Ilona Verley, in drag, you give us Morticia Addams. Out of drag, Uncle Fester.
to Kiara: Kiara, I never understood the term "loose lips" until I met you. You get moved more than a revolving door during rush hour!
Kiara: Oh, my god.
to Rita Baga: Rita Baga, the only thing worse than your drag closet is your piss-poor attitude!
Rita: I'm sorry?
Brooke Lynn: It's not a bad attitude; she's French-Canadian. Thank you, BoBo.

to BOA:
Priyanka: Ah! I'm so scared.
Kiara: BOA, I'd love do take you to the gym, not to work out with you, but to use you as my exercise ball.
BOA: Yeah!

to Priyanka:
Brooke Lynn: "Lemon," I know you have a lot to say.
Lemon puts on sunglasses
Scarlet: Oh, those are cute.
Priyanka: Oh, they're really cute on you.
Brooke Lynn: Oh, don't try to be nice now, bitches.
Lemon: Priyanka, you talk about having sex a lot, but the only thing you're "fucking" is stupid.
to Kiara: Kiara, are you a bird? 'Cause all your runways are "cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheap!"
to Rita Baga: Rita Baga, last week, I saw you playing with the plastics, and I saw that there was a slinky there, and you really remind me of a slinky 'cause I don't know what you're good at, but I'd love to push you down the stairs.
Brooke Lynn: Good job, Lemon!
Lemon: Coasting where?

to Ilona Verley:
Brooke Lynn: Jimbo.
Jimbo: Ilona. Someone get this bitch a metal; she's a broken record. (Nasally voice) "Sickening~, werk~, I'm living~!"
to Kiara: Kiara, was your mom a bird? 'Cause you pigeon-toed, bitch!
Kiara: A pigeon toe?
Brooke Lynn: Surprise.
to Lemon: Lemon, you're so full of yourself, you could be a lemon meringue pie: light and fluffy on top with a crusty little bottom.
to Rita Baga: Rita Baga, you think you're all that and a bag of chips, but I'm getting more "bag o' garbage..." But I'm not; I actually think you're incredible.
Ilona: Oh, don't say that.
Jimbo: I'm sorry! That's the worst.
Jimbo slaps herself
Brooke Lynn: Bad Jimbo.
Jimbo: Bad Jimbo, you're bad!

to Priyanka: Priyanka, so, apparently, you are a DTF, but to me, you're more QTL: questionable taste level.
Rita: Okay, hold on five seconds.
Priyanka: 'K.
Five seconds pass
to Ilona Verley: Okay, can we just embrace the fact that Ilona wasn't complaining for five seconds? Thanks!
to Brooke Lynn Hytes: And I'm very grateful that we have this opportunity to do Drag Race so finally a Canadian can win...
Rita turns to Brooke Lynn
Rita Baga: Drag Race.
Rita takes off glasses while Brooke Lynn is visibly shocked
Rita Baga: Thank you!
Ilona: Oh~! She just let Brooke Lynn have it!
Priyanka: Oh, my god!
Brooke Lynn gestures Rita to return back to the line
Rita Baga: Thank you!
Brooke Lynn: See you on the runway, girl.
Scarlett: Oh! Bet you in danger, bitch!
Brooke Lynn: La bibliothèque is now closed.

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Challenges on Canada's Drag Race
Maxi Challenges	Acting • Ball • Commercial • Design • Girl Group • Improvisation • Lip Sync • Makeover • Rumix • Runway • Rusical • Snatch Game • Stand-Up (Roast)
Mini Challenges	Everybody Loves Puppets • Photoshoot Challenge • Reading Challenge