Reading Challenge/Drag Race Thailand

Reading Challenge

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Reading Challenge
Challenge History
First Seen	Season 1

Winners of the Challenge

Amadiva,
Season 1

Tormai,
Season 2

Gawdland,
Season 3

List of Reads

• Season 1
• Season 2

Here are all the translated reads from the first season of Drag Race Thailand's Episode 5: "Snatch Game"

Mini Challenge Winner: Amadiva

JAJA

1. to herself: "Fun! No fun." (points at missing tooth, which is pronunced in Thai as "fun")
2. to B Ella: "B Ella! I missed you, you're the biggest one. And I believe you're the biggest winner or biggest loser of Season 1."
3. to Amadiva: "I cannot see you, you're too dark."

Petchra

1. to B Ella: "B Ella. You diabetes bitch. Lemme tell you something: be courteous for the diabetes in you when you're eating."
2. to Dearis Doll: " Dearis Doll. I don't think you would create a fanpage for Dearis Doll."
   

Dearis: "Why not?"
Petchra: "You should start the Shrimp Farmers Association page instead."

Année Maywong

1. to Amadiva: "I love the way you do all your characters because you're an actor, but putting up an act all the time must be tiring."
2. to Dearis Doll: "Dearis Doll..."
   

Dearis: "Oh, shit. Me?"
Année: "You're talented..."
Dearis: "Thank you."
Annèe: "But I think you're better off raising shrimp because it fits your country image."

Amadiva

1. to Natalia Pliacam: "P'Natalia, I'm so happy that you're still here with me, because if you leave, I'd be the only asshole left on this show."
2. to Année Maywong: "Année Maywong! Your makeup is beautiful, but you have a twink body, you know."
3. to Petchra: "P'Petchra, I thought a LINE Man came to visit us. If I wanted something I'll start a chat with you." (LINE is, in Thailand, a service similar to Uber or Lyft)
   Petchra: "You might be getting a footprint on your face delivered soon."
4. to JAJA: (talking to the Pit Crew) "Pit Crew! You know, JAJA is really happy that you're here. You're like, tall, smart, handsome, clever and it seems like you're really funny. Something she'll never be."

Dearis Doll

1. to JAJA: "Hi, JAJA. You look great today. You'll look even better when you're selling water filters."
2. to B Ella: "Oh! This is a big studio, who left a gas tank here?! What if it explodes?!"
3. to Natalia Pliacam: "Not only there's a gas tank, someone left a column here too?!"

Natalia Pliacam

1. to Amadiva: "Well, from listening to you all speak, I really do agree with the hashtag. Amadiva, you really are the lowest of the low. Simply speaking, a single cell organism."
2. to Année Maywong: "Année Maywong, thank you for not bringing me up at all. At the end of the day, we are the top two finalists."
3. to everyone: (talking to Art Arya and Pangina Heals) "I don't have much to say to our two hosts. You should be picking a queen, and not animals or trashes, as a winner. Lastly, I can see from the things you're wearing that we're on the same team. And I don't think those people can afford to walk around Paragon. Byebye, penniless bitches." (Paragon is a fancy Thai department store)

B Ella

1. to Petchra: "Petchra. Do you wanna know why she's always wearing a cap? Because if you lift that up, we'd be witnessing a second sun."
   Petchra: (taking off cap) "What are you talking about?"
2. to Année Maywong: "Année Maywong... I'll come back later, this bitch is too pretty."
3. to Natalia Pliacam: "Uncle Natalia. You're not fat, you just haven't taken a shit yet."

Here are all the translated quotes and reads from each of the queen on Drag Race Thailand Season 2 Episode 6: "Power of Speech"

Mini Challenge Winner: Tormai

Miss Gimhuay

1. to Tormai: "P'Tormai! Your face changes every week. Your chin is serving us stalactite realness. It's growing everyday"
2. to Vanda Miss Joaquim: "VANDA! You have a gorgeous face. But you really need to wash your hair. That chicken hairstyle can't help control all those oils"
3. to Angele Anang: "Angele, Thailand's very own Beyonce. I don't think she should keep being Beyonce. She should keep looking like that crazy homeless runway she did. Because she is actually filthy as she looked that day, thank you."

Genie

1. to Vanda Miss Joaquim: "Vanda Miss Joaquim. You are a natural born actress. The expressions on both your faces are beautiful."
2. to Bandit: "Bandit. If gluing things to fabric was a talent, you'll have ONE talent."
3. to Pangina Heals: "Pangina."
   

Pangina: "Yes?"

Genie: "Couture and homemade aren't the same thing, bitch."

Pangina: "This will affect your runway."

Genie: "Never mind."

Srimala

1. to Miss Gimhuay: "Oh, hello, Uncle Natalia Pliacam! Never mind, you're not her, I thought you were her."
   Miss Gimhuay: "Still a winner."
2. to Bandit: "P'Bandit. Since you have health issues because of your age, I think you should go get some rest."

Vanda Miss Joaquim

1. to Angele Anang: "Angele Anang. Beyoncé? You think? You're beyond hope."
2. to Genie: "Genie. You know? You might want to start polishing your lamp. It's starting to lose its shine. Just like your challenges."
3. to Miss Gimhuay: "Miss Gimhuay, darling. Exactly, you look like Natalia Pliacam. It's just the difference is that, she won. You're not going to win, darling."

Mocha Diva

1. to Vanda Miss Joaquim: "Vanda. Everybody was like... "Oh, you look gorgeous. Your outfit is stunning. When are you going to show your skin?" But actually I'm wondering, when are you going to show your true colors?"
2. to Genie: "Genie, Genie, Genie. You got the most fabulous outfit. The only thing that's bigger than your costume is your ego."

Angele Anang

1. to Bandit: "P'Bandit. It's unfortunate that you're a designer. Because with that cloth around your waist, you'd look like another Chinese grocery store owner."
2. to Mocha Diva: "Mocha Diva, I got something to tell you again. (whispers in her ear) Sashay away."

Tormai

1. to Mocha Diva: "Mocha Diva, I have a gift for you, it's a Thai book named Sombat Phudi." (book of etiquette)
2. to Srimala: "Srimala? I don't know if you've run out of jokes this week. But after we're done filming, Mic Mod Nee can help you." (a Thai game show where people can win to get rid of their debts by singing country songs)
3. to Angele Anang: "Angele, you're a pretty woman. You never forget to dress up. You never forget to put on makeup. But you always forget to shave your face."
4. to Miss Gimhuay: "Miss Gimhuay, I may have gotten filler injections, but you're the one who needs insulin injections."

Bandit

1. to Tormai: "Tormai. Now I know why you don't talk much when you're here. Because when you speak, you'd lie. And when you lie, your nose would grow. That's why you don't talk."
2. to Mocha Diva: "Mocha Diva. Some say "You're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag". Even if you're wearing nails, you're also not doing drag also. I see nothing but hell."