Reading Challenge/RuPaul's Drag Race UK

Reading Challenge

Reading is Fundamental
Challenge History
First Seen	Season 1

Winners of the Challenge

Crystal
- Season 1

Sister Sister
- Season 2

Choriza May
- Season 3

Pixie Polite
- Season 4

Kate Butch
- Season 5

La Voix
- Season 6

List of Reads

• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3

Here are all the quotes and reads from each of the queens on Episode 5: "Girl Groups"
Mini Challenge Winner: Crystal

Baga Chipz

RuPaul: "First up, Baga Chipz. Come on over here, darling. Assume the position."

Baga Chipz: "I'm so nice, though! I'm so nice!"

RuPaul: "You are..."

Baga Chipz: "Am I buggery! Pass me the bitch brew.(takes sip of tea) Ooh, much better! Ooh!"

1. to Cheryl Hole: "Oh, Cheryl, you dumb, raggety-ass bitch! "I'm in the bottom! I'm in the bottom! I'm in the bottom!" We know you're a bottom! You could use the Eiffel Tower as a marital aid, you slack bitch!"
2. to Blu Hydrangea: "And Blu... If the Milky Bar Kid and Casper The Friendly Ghost had a rent boy baby. Awww!"

Divina De Campo

1. to Baga Chipz: "Baga Chipz... More like Baga Shite! She's like class in a glass... without the glass or the class!"
2. to The Vivienne: "The Vivienne! Queen of the Mersey. It's time you got on that ferry and fucked off!"

Cheryl Hole

1. to Divina De Campo: "Divina de Campo. Now, I love your work on the telly, but my favourite show you've done already is... The Grand National! NEIGHS (imitates a horse)"
2. to Blu Hydrangea: "And Blu Hydrangea! My babe. Now, you're known as the make-up girl, but your best make-up job you've done is painting on that innocent look every single week."

The Vivienne

The Vivienne: "Oh, no. The milk's off!"

1. to Cheryl Hole: "Cheryl Hole... Or as you're more affectionately known, Cheryl Baggy, Battered, Thirsty Hole!"
2. to Crystal: "Crystal, my darling. How aptly named. Just like crystals, you are lifeless, stiff, and I can see you right through you!"

Crystal

Crystal: "You know, I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to do this..."

1. to Baga Chipz: "Baga Shitz... How many times are we gonna have to flush to get rid of you?"
2. to The Vivienne: "The Vivienne... proof you can polish a turd!"
3. to Blu Hydrangea: "And Blu, in the immortal words of Madonna, I loathe hydrangeas."

Crystal: "Sorry, I don't know what came over me."

RuPaul: Oh, the shade, the shade!"

Blu Hydrangea

RuPaul: "Up next, sweet little innocent Blu Hydrangea."

Cheryl Hole: "Oh, please!"

1. to Cheryl Hole: "Cheryl Hole, we know your biggest drag inspiration is Alyssa Edwards. You've got the dancing, the outrageous personality, the overbite and the back rolls!"
2. to Baga Chipz: "Baga Chipz, I've got one make-up tip for you. (takes a paper bag out of her pocket and tries to cover Baga's face with it) In the words of Baga Chipz, "much better"! My prop may not have worked. But the joke still did!"

RuPaul: "Ladies, the library is closed - officially. Damn! You UK queens are shady!"

Here are all the quotes and reads from each of the queens on Episode 7: "Lockdown Supersheroes"
Mini Challenge Winner: Sister Sister

Sister Sister

RuPaul: "All right, first up, Sister Sister."

Sister Sister: "Just give me a moment to put on my disrepectacles."

1. to Lawrence Chaney: "Lawrence Chaney, I go to bed at night and I just lay there and wonder how you're getting on... getting on the bed without breaking it, you big bitch!"
2. to Bimini Bon-Boulash: "Bimini is so stupid, when she heard the government were putting chips in people, she asked for a side of vegan mayo."
3. to Tayce: "Tayce! Queen, look at you. Your runways are unsurpassed, baby girl, I must say. But I would love to see you slip into something long and flowy... like the Thames."

Ellie Diamond

Ellie Diamond: "Here I go. This is gonna be so hard, I'm usually so nice... Let's get it going!"

1. to Lawrence Chaney: "Lawrence Chaney, the Lady Bunny of Glasgow. Much like Lady Bunny, you're known for your big wigs, those terrible white go-go boots, and maybe one day you'll find a personality."
2. to Bimini Bon-Boulash: "Bimini Bon-Boulash, you know, you're known for your iconic tricks on the chair. But the next time, how about you do us all a favor and make sure it's an electric one."
   Ellie Diamond: "Is that too harsh? Is that all right?"
   Bimini Bon-Boulash: "I can take it, baby."

Lawrence Chaney

1. to Ellie Diamond: "Ellie Diamond, you are so stupid, you studied for your COVID test."
2. to A'Whora: "A'Whora, I heard you've been doing some soul-searching recently. I hope you find one."

Tayce

Tayce: "Let's do this."

1. to Ellie Diamond: "Ellie Diamond, oh my God, look at you. But you're kind of lackluster. You should change that last name to Ellie Zirconia."
   Ellie Diamond: "I'm too stupid to understand that one. I'm sorry."
   Tayce: "Oh, well, you'll get there, you'll get there."
   Sister Sister: "She reads herself."
2. to Lawrence Chaney: "Lawrence Chaney, look at you, a well-rounded queen, and I do mean well-rounded, and the number one reason to stay away from Glasgow."

A'Whora

1. to Sister Sister: "Sister Sister, I like how you do a double word play, the same way you like to double-up on people's runways when you hit the stage."
   Sister Sister: "Ooh, not heard anything like that before. Whoo."
2. to Tayce: "Tayce, the queen of face. But the last time I remember you served me face, you was laid on your back with your tongue out, and I was sat on it."
   RuPaul: "Oh!"
   Ellie Diamond: "That's disgusting!"
   Lawrence Chaney: "I told youse!"

Bimini Bon-Boulash

1. to Sister Sister: "Sister Sister, you know, you've got such a kind face... the kind you throw bricks at!"
2. to A'Whora: "A'Whora, I love you."
   A'Whora: "Love you, too."
   Bimini Bon-Boulash: "I wanna give you a big squeeze, but I'm worried you'll pop and there'll be filler everywhere."
3. to Ellie Diamond and Sister Sister: "Talking of filler, Ellie, Sister, need help packing?"
   RuPaul: "Aah! Ooh!"
   Bimini Bon-Boulash: "Thank you. Thank you."

RuPaul: "Read 'em and weep. The library is closed officially."

Here are all the quotes and reads from each of the queens on Episode 6: "Snatch Game - UK Season 3"

Mini Challenge Winner: Choriza May